Starships

The song Starships by Nicki Minaj is so DUMB and HORRIBLE that I can't even write a full paragraph due to the lack of LOGIC that this song contains. I don't even know WHY somebody in their right MINDS would write a song about starships. I mean not only is it about a non existent MACHINE that is dumb as hell, the only thing the lyrics say is that starships are meant to fly.... well I hope they fly. I mean I expect them to fly because it's a ship that circle stars.... but nonetheless it is such a stupid beat too like BUM BUM BUM B UMMMMBUUUMBUM BUM. I'm sorry this blog post is so poorly written, I just don't understand why a song like this would be famous. It honestly makes me question society and their lack in good taste... (see how I correlated my motto into that). Anyways, that's all I can say about the song... and how much I hate it.

Call Me Maybe

The song "Call Me Maybe" sung by Carly Rae Jepsen is extremely overplayed that I memorized the song in about three plays of how easy and simple it was. This song became famous because of a video that was filmed by a bunch of Disney stars like Selena Gomez, Ashley Tisdale, and including Justin Bieber. Not going to lie, this song is extremely catchy...but nonetheless it is far far far away from being a good song. It's that typical "bubble gum" music that is just a catchy tune with no actual moral to the song. Usually the song lyrics can't even have a moral to it because the actual lyrics don't actually MAKE SENSE. For example:


"I threw a wish in the well,
Don't ask me, I'll never tell
I looked to you as it fell,
And now you're in my way

I'd trade my soul for a wish,
Pennies and dimes for a kiss
I wasn't looking for this,
But now you're in my way." 


If anyone could translate what these lyrics mean please let me know. I apologize for the fact I simply don't understand why she traded a soul and then she thew a wish instead of dimes and pennies in a well?! But then it gets better, this is the chorus of the song that is repeated an unhealthy number of times:


"Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?"

I mean obviously she just really wants a boyfriend or something because usually guys do the call me maybe thing not the girls. Regardless, the lyrics say it all. It just a stupid song about a girl that finds some guy super hot and goes over the edge to tell him that she fucking loves him.

I leave you with the video that started it all.

Pretty Little Liars

I am a huge PLL fan and I am the #1 fan for the show. But now that "A" has been revealed as Mona, I feel like this season has been dragging a little bit. Like I don't feel the excitement as much as before and there are not as many text messages. I used to be glued to the TV when the show would go on but now I sometimes even get bored of watching it. That used to be a sin in my book. The show is about these 4 girls that lost a best friend through murder and then someone is stalking them with their darkest secrets. Then we find out it's Mona and all of a sudden there's a new A?!?! That's not what i signed up for. Unfortunately, I hate to say it but it's not as good as before. And every girl in this world is obsessed with it all of a sudden. Boys get so annoyed of the obsessive girl shows so they talk bad about it, but unfortunately I'm getting sick of it too. This is becoming exactly like the show "The Secret Life of an American Teenager" when the first two seasons were good and they didn't know what to do with the show so then everyone got pregnant and married each other blah blah bullshit. I guess it's an ABC Family kind of thing.


I want to hear from you guys!! Please give me ideas!! 

House Music

I actually love house music, I really do. It's actually one of my favorite genre's of music. The problem I have with house music is that people will know the song, "Levels' by Avicii and apparently they are obsessed with house music. I have an issue with that, Avicii isn't even considered that much of house music. It's one song and now a days that song is considered pop of how mainstream it is. And then apparently Pitbull is considered techno too because he puts cool beats in his songs?!?!?! Listen, if you want to listen to some house music go listen to some Afrojack, Fedde le Grand, Laidback Luke, Hardwell, Dirty South, Nicky Romero, Armin van Buuren, and Kaskade. Now when you listen to all those DJ's, THEN you can talk to me about house music.


Also, David Guetta is the farthest thing away from house music, and no I don't want to be bullet proof with nothing to lose. TITAAAAAAANIUM TITAAANIUUUM whatever bullshit.


I'd like to leave you with one of my personal favorites, enjoy: 

Toms

I used to like Toms a lot and its purpose of helping out a country by providing shoes for the less fortunate considering I do a lot of service myself. However, as the time started passing and the price for Toms started rising... I thought otherwise. 

1) First problem I had with the shoe is that it's very simple and nothing too fancy about it (which is fine) but I have to pay $40 to get the shoe. At first I was like fine it helps kids in need. 

2) THEN, I was not okay with the fact that every time I would wear the shoe, my foot would smell like a dead monkey and I had to take a shower the second I took the shoe off before I killed my dog.

3) I DON'T SEE ANY VIDEOS OR STATISTICS OR FOLLOW UPS OF TOMS GIVING THESE KIDS IN NEED THE SHOES THAT I PAID FOR. ARE THESE KIDS REALLY GETTING THE SHOES I SPENT 40 DOLLARS FOR?

http://thepublicqueue.com/2012/the-tragedy-of-toms-shoes/

That's the mystery question ladies and gentlemen. I mean don't get me wrong I love the idea of helping that's what I'm all about. I love helping others, but I would like to see it... instead of just imagining it. And I would also like a shoe that doesn't kill my dog every time I take my shoe off, but whatever you don't get everything you want. I'm just confused by the fact that I see people wear them with fancy or nice clothes. Like just because it says TOMS in the back with a little flag and it's a popular brand doesn't automatically allow you to wear it with your prom dress, I honestly don't understand why that even comes up in people's heads. Anyways, TOMS are overexposed and make your feet smell bad but go help someone in need. 

Jersey Shore

I feel bad blogging about Jersey Shore and how overexposed and dumb it is because I used to be fan of it, but I think it has gotten way too far. Jersey Shore was extremely entertaining towards the beginning of the seasons, but overall the whole plot is absurd. The fact that these Italian "guidos" and "guidettes" just get drunk everyday and have sex with each other is what they're getting paid for! Of course the casual girl fights and drama makes the show entertaining, but now being on season 5, it's a little tiring.


For example:
1) Snooki falling on the ground the minute she gets to the club and showing her privates to the camera and the world is getting old.
2) Mike the situation is an asshole, everyone get over it.
3) JWOWW is scary.
4) Sammi and Ron are ridiculous like I wish I had words to describe their unhealthy relationship, but I gave up on them.
5) Deena is some mosquito that doesn't leave anyone alone.
6) Pauly D and Vinny are adorable.


Anyways, so there you go ladies and gentlemen, that's Jersey Shore summed up for you in six bullet points. The show is getting so boring that now I have no interest in knowing why Snooki slapped Deena or why Pauly D was in Sammi's bed or why they're all orange as hell. But on a side note, I would like to share with you all the funniest scenes from the Jersey Shore (my personal favorite).

ALSO!!! PLEASE IF YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK IS OVEREXPOSED PLEASE COMMENT ON THE BLOG POST! Thanks guys!

One Direction

One Direction is a British band made up of 5 teenage boys named Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Harry Styles, and Louis Tomlinson. The group became famous due to the popular British show "The X Factor."This band is known as the typical boy band that has one good hit and becomes famous because of their "good looks" and "sexy accents." But in all reality, the band has ONE GOOD SONG. And I don't even know what the word "good" can be based upon. It's definitely considered bad if it's compared to a classic hit from The Beatles or Michael Jackson. The song that is popular today and is put on the radio three times every hour and has number one on the charts for months, is the song, "What Makes You Beautiful." 

The chorus is as follows, " Baby you light up my world like nobody else,

The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed, But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell. You don't know oh oh, You don't know you're beautiful!"

Whoever the song is dedicated too now pretty much knows that she's beautiful and the whole purpose of the song is ruined. Needless to say I just think the song is so cheesy and very boy-bandish which is why I don't understand how it was number one in the charts. The band is supported by millions of teenage girls with One Direction posters all over their rooms and some little tiny hope in them that makes them think they'll marry one of them, maybe even two. 

One Direction reminds me of the Jonas Brothers and I was a HUGE Jonas Brother fan. So I do understand where this is going and why it's even going, but not even the Jonas Brothers were played on radios such as Y100 as much as these guys are!! Because of One Direction I'll never be insecure ever again and no one will wonder what for, because I light up the world like nobody else (only me). 

YOLO

You Only Live Once. That's all it means. This overexposed phrase became known due to the song, "The Motto" by Drake. I quote, "Now she want a photo, you already know though, You only live once: that's the motto, nigga, YOLO" I just don't understand how a "yolo" moment has anything to do with a girl wanting a photo but he already knows though... Besides the point, this phrase was being used at least ten times in one day through every typical teenager. The correct example, "I'm so scared to sky dive you have no idea." The reply, "YOLO." Fine, I understand the YOLO moment. Because that is a typical YOLO moment in life which is that you should take a risk because you only live once. Now, when it started getting out of hand was when it would be used for extremely unnecessary comments or actions. For example:


1) I just made out with my best friend's boyfriend behind her back- YOLO
2) I just flunked my math test and now I might not graduate high school- YOLO
3) I just robbed a perfume from the CVS store- YOLO
4) I just hooked up with all my friend's ex-boyfriends and have the whole school against me- YOLO
5) I just ran someone over- YOLO
6) I just tried cocaine- YOLO
7) I just burned the house down- YOLO
8) I'm 16 and pregnant - YOLO


And so on.... Just because you put YOLO next to something HORRIBLY wrong does not mean it makes it OKAY. That's the best part. Apparently, saying YOLO after everything means that it's okay to commit the crime you just did. But it's actually not. YOLO does not mean that since you live once you can commit every crime and sin on earth and get away with it just because you only live once. You only live once which means that you should do everything RIGHT and not commit a crime so that you can have a happy and enjoyable life instead of going down the road of jail or rehab. Furthermore, YOLO is overexposed and makes everyone go to jail. Almost.

Hi everyone! This blog is going to be based on anything or everything that is "overexposed" in today's society. By overexposed I mean that typical show, song, band, phrase, shoe, clothes, and etc about what is being used TOO much to the point you begin to dislike it. It will provide humor and truth about the different things that are just need to be put away and move on. If you have any suggestions please comment below and enjoy!